Lovely puffin'
Lovely puffin'
Cuentale que beso mejor que ella.
Liberal heathen daughter vs. Conservative father
Me: Hey dad, you know how a man's G-spot is in his butt?My Dad: What??????????????
Me: Yeah, a man's G-Spot is in his butt. I'm reading it in this article right now: "There are some scientific reports that the true location of a man's G spot is just inside the anus." Apparently they cause the strongest orgasms for males. Lucky gay men.
My Dad: What?????????????????????
Me: How does that work dad? With the whole "Divine Creation" thing? I guess God loves butt sex too. 'Cause he made mankind purposefully and in his image didn't he? Therefore, God's G-spot is in his butt.
My Dad: *Leaves*
lasfloresdemayo: Sigh me too
Sigh me too
"El problema es que yo soy cabrona con todos y con el que me gusta soy bien pendeja."
"El problema es que yo soy cabrona con todos y con el que me gusta soy bien pendeja."- amen (via hellotolife)
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Make me choose between:
_________ or _________
Ay viene ay viene…
Ay viene ay viene…
Vamos?
Vamos?
rockyr4ccoon: vintage-music-romance: omg i'm gonna cry. Did I...
omg i'm gonna cry.
Did I the only reason who got feels by realising that John is wearing an NY shirt?
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9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids
9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids
Uncle Bryan
LOLOLOLOL. WHALES. THE PERFECT ANIMAL.
LOLOLOLOL. WHALES. THE PERFECT ANIMAL.
"Am I horny or do I just need to pee?"
"Am I horny or do I just need to pee?"- (via xounga)
"Como me duele estar tan lejos de tus caricias y de tus labios."
"Como me duele estar tan lejos de tus caricias y de tus labios."- Julio Cortázar (via unabuenaputajamasseminimiza)
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s-erene-shores: i've grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country...
i've grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people
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